My name is Julien Clémençon and I don't speak French. However, I do speak PHP.

Welcome to my cabinet of curiosities.

You Can Find Me

At the next Full Stack Europe event.

Just say hi to the bald guy, don't worry if it's the wrong one!

Miserere mei, Deus

No need to pump up the bass, nor the treble on this one. Truly one of the most beautiful pieces of late Renaissance music.

Miserere mei, Deus by the Italian composer Gregorio Allegri

Longitudinal Waves

If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, someone is reading this beautiful explainer.

Chat G­Prisen­colinen­sinain­ciusol

This 70s song by Adriano Celentano is intended to sound as if it is sung in English with an American accent, but it is actually composed of nonsensical fantasy words. Funky!

1-Bit Waves

Wander off in this 1-bit interpretation of "The Great Wave off Kanagawa", perhaps with some Wendy Carlos playing in the background?

Or, locate the authentic artwork.

Would-Be Book Banners

Great step-by-step guide for would-be book banners: What do I do if I don't like a book at the library?

Do Stuff

‘Shortlife’ by Dries Depoorter is a small clock showing how much percent of your life is completed based on your personal life expectancy.

MySQL for Developers

I really enjoyed this free course! It provides comprehensive coverage of all the essential MySQL basics for developers, including schema, data types, indexing, and querying.

Favorite Books

CLI tricks

Here's a quick tip: If you're looking for a swift way to recall commands without the need to browse lengthy manpages, give tldr a try.

1 Tree

Over a year with 10.000 monthly page views, this page emits the amount of carbon that 1 tree absorbs in a year according to

Chances are, the philodendron on my desk will suffice.